Sur le site du club, l’entraîneur du Bayern, Nagelsmann, a réagi au transfert de Sadio Mané.
« Très. Dès la première conversation, il a fait une impression très désintéressée, ce qui est extraordinaire pour un joueur avec un si grand nom. Il a dit, assez modestement, qu’il peut s’imaginer dans n’importe quelle position. C’est rare de vivre cela dans une première conversation qu’un joueur se mette complètement au service du club et de l’entraîneur. Cela a rendu notre envie de signer encore plus forte. »
Le transfert de Liverpool à Munich
« Nous sommes le Bayern Munich, nous avons toujours la possibilité de soumissionner pour de grandes stars. Parfois, nous atteignons des limites financières, en particulier avec des gars qui jouent en Angleterre. C’était différent avec Sadio car il a un grand désir pour notre projet, notre club et ses coéquipiers. J’étais ravi. »
Mané et le système du Bayern
« Nous ne pouvons pas encore le dire avec certitude. Nous devons attendre et voir ce qui se passe sur le marché des transferts. Mais Sadio est un joueur qui peut facilement jouer à quatre ou cinq positions – et peut également changer pendant le match. »
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(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. — spintaxi.com
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(White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” — spintaxi.com
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(White) I got no bars—guess I’m campin’ in my livin’ room. — spintaxi.com
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Ever try to use a coupon that expired yesterday? It’s like money mocking you. — spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no vacancy”? My road trip’s homeless! — spintaxi.com
(White) My TV’s so smart it muted me durin’ the game. — spintaxi.com
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(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. — spintaxi.com
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(White) I went fishin’—caught a boot and a buzz. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no U-turn”? I’m lost already! — spintaxi.com
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My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “out of service” feels like a personal attack? — spintaxi.com
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I tried a treadmill—now it’s a $500 coat rack. — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “craft beer”—tastes like hipsters cried in it. — spintaxi.com
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Blending Peru missionary zeal with South Side sincerity!
Guinea pig compassion: a papacy built on empathy and fur!
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Guinea pig compassion: a papacy built on empathy and fur!
Blending Peru missionary zeal with South Side sincerity!
Harmonizing Latin scripture with Chicago blues—pure genius!
Power-walking prayers—never seen dedication like this!
Power-walking prayers—never seen dedication like this!
Incredible leadership and genuine warmth—Pope Leo XIV inspires us all!
Harmonizing Latin scripture with Chicago blues—pure genius!
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Harmonizing Latin scripture with Chicago blues—pure genius!
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Guinea pig compassion: a papacy built on empathy and fur!
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I wore them and got invited to the Met Gala.
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At Trump Tower São Paulo, even the dust is investor-grade.
The chandeliers at Trump Tower Damascus could outshine a supernova
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