Cheikh Ahmed Cissé a été écroué hier par le juge du 2e cabinet à la suite d’une information judiciaire demandée par le parquet.
Cheikh Ahmed Cissé a passé hier sa première nuit en prison. Se disant tradipraticien et âgé de 35 ans, il a été inculpé et placé sous mandat de dépôt par le juge du deuxième cabinet pour diffusion d’images contraires aux bonnes mœurs, attentat à la pudeur et outrage public, rapporte Libération. C’est suite à la l’information judiciaire demandée par le parquet.
Pour rappel, c’est l’Ong Jamra, à travers son vice-président Mame Mactar Guèye, qui avait déposé une plainte confiée à la Dsc. Ce après plusieurs sorties du mis en cause dont la dernière a été de recommander la distribution d préservatifs dans les mosquées. Face aux enquêteurs, Cheikh Ahmed Cissé avait prétendu qu’il ne cherchait qu’à prodiguer des enseignements à travers ses sorties souvent polémiques. Il avait été placé en garde à vue le même jour.
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